Sunday 7 December 2008

America Missed Out

Remember in 2004 when British band The Darkness blew the charts open with their disarming mix of winking over-the-top attitude and a sincere love of Queen? Their subsequent backlash (we were just talking about this, right?) must have come too quickly for their hometown friends Goldie Lookin Chain to break in the US. Or maybe it's because they're like a walking in-joke on British chav culture, which holds no cultural relevance in America.

Either way, Goldie Lookin Chain is an exquisitely stupid rap group who had five exquisitely stupid hits: "Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do," "Have Man Half Machine," "Your Mother's Got a Penis," "You Knows I Love You," and the extremely British slag off of Victoria Beckham, "Your Missus is a Nutter."

Just like The Darkness, Goldie Lookin Chain really says more about the people snickering at it than the people it's ostensibly making fun of. I always thought The Darkness made their irritating fans who were too self-conscious to indulge in glam rock without a safe layer of irony look worse than people who aren't embarrassed to listen to Journey or Boston. Likewise, listening to GLC was probably more comfortable to a lot of young British folks than listening to NWA was. Either way, check out this awesomely bad video for "Your Mother's Got a Penis" and imagine seeing this on American MTV.

2 comments:

Rachel said...

That sounds like something the Fels living room circa 2006 would have come up with when trying to imitate The Streets.

I didn't know The Darkness had any serious fans. They're one of those bands for whom I harbor a very, very deep, un-ironic affection, even though I forget about them a lot.

D. Bow said...

Yeah, I thought it sounded like someone making fun of The Streets, too.
I thought The Darkness were ok, but they really just made me want to listen to the kind of music they were sort-of playing at. It seems like they felt that way, too, and released a second album that left some of the irony behind and their fans all deserted.
But I never really listened to them much, so my opinion isn't worth that much.